Ask Weird Questions, Get Weird Answers

I think we're going to be hearing a lot about how nosy Strawberry Singh is this week with her weird questions meme! But the upside is that I can be nosy reading everyone else's answers while righteously pointing at Berry as the nosy one. I CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!

Monday Meme Instructions: Copy and paste the following questions and answers into your blog post, delete my answers and input your own. Remember to leave your link in Strawberry Singh's meme post comments so we can all come by, read your answers and secretly judge you.

1. Which was the last sim you visited? (Other than your home) I'm tempted to go someplace racy to put here for the shock value, but really it was the Summerfest sim.
2. Does your avatar look like the real you? A younger and thinner idealized me, maybe. My ass was never that fine.
3. Do you wear underwear/panties underneath your clothing when out and about on the grid? No, I hardly ever think about underwear with alphas! Even my undies are mesh these days (and meant to be seen).
4. If you won a million linden dollars, what would be the first thing you buy inworld? I'd definitely get a sim and landscape it within an inch of its pixels just to take pretty pictures in. Then I'd change it all on a whim about once a month.
5. Have you ever bought something in SL and then realized afterwards that you had already owned it from before? I used to. Now, unless it's a new release or a new-to-me store, I do an inventory search to make sure I don't already have it.
6. Have you ever done anything in Second Life that would be considered illegal in real life?  Of COURSE not. Unless you mean in roleplay, then yes. Lots. But I've done my jail time for those things! Most of them, anyway. I plead the fifth on the rest.
7. If you could go out on a date with any other avatar, who would it be?  I'm blushing. Really, any hot avatar with a smart and humorous typist would be a potential candidate. I'm only half shallow.
8. Who, in your opinion, was the greatest avatar to ever slive? I DON'T KNOW! WHY ARE THESE QUESTIONS SO HARD? Phillip Linden, maybe? He thought up the whole SL thing anyway!
9. What is the most embarrassing thing you’ve ever done inworld? It's probably more embarrassing to think about WHO I've done rather than what.
10. If your avatar had a mind of its own, what do you think it would say to you? Oh, my avi does have a mind of her own. Mostly she just asks for money and gets quite pissy if I say no. Our conversations go something like this: 

          Dolly: I need money for hair.

          
          Me: You just got six new hairs that you haven't even taken a blog picture of yet.
          

          Dolly: None of those fit under my new hat.
          

          Me: What about the hair you already have? Something will work. You have 800 hair styles.
          

          Dolly: You're exaggerating. Just give me money. Don't you get it? I can't blog that hat in an old hair.
         

          Me: You could have thought about that when you bought the hat, so no. Not until you straighten up your hair folder.
         

          Dolly: WHAT ARE YOU, MY MOTHER?

Credits:

Yummy Ball Chain Necklace - Happy Face (at Collabor88)
coldLogic top - moore.blush
DECO - MESH Patchey Ballcap (pink) (New!)
Slink Mesh Hands (av)
LeLutka - ALICE hair - AuburnHaze (Not New)
Glam Affair - Cleo - America - Clean F
Tuli Parted lips 1 (freebie)
Beetlebones Mesh Lashes V.01 (Dainty brown)

Mayfly - Liquid Light Mesh Eye (Aged Bronze, w3)